go to old navy and buy a blue button up shirt
and dark blue relaxed fit jeans

go to banana republic and buy a white button up
shirt and a pair of flat front gray khakis with thin white stripes
and a boater's roap belt with blue slip on boat shoes

buy a yellow, collar t-shirt at hollister
and baby blue boxers with red anchors design on it

put the collar t-shirt on then the white, then the blue
button up shirts
put on the boxers, jeans, khakis then the belt and the shoes

go to grays papaya and get cheese fries
and give the cheese fries to a homeless man

idly read the first chapter of the hobbit in Ellis bar in Park Slope, in Brooklyn
then smoke a cigarette outside

go back into Ellis bar and order shot after shot of bourbon
until you 'black-out'



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