i sprayed fabreeze at my fan. the shot changed direction and misted my banjo

i'm going to listen to circuital even though last summer i said i hated it and then go to a bar i hate because that's just how things worked out tonight and nothing turns out how you planned it

but i used to hate the bar because other people said they hated the bar

i used to write different only not so long ago

seems like you can exponentially increase effectiveness by developing a lifestyle 

someone pulled the door open as i was pulling it closed behind me.

inside duck duck it was a little warmer than it was outside.

i was wearing a jets hat and a jets T. 

empty chairs at the bar came closer to me.

french speaking people moved in from behind me. they claimed the chairs. the bartender took a coaster off a whiskey glass.

the bar area across from the draught taps was empty. the bartender served me a beer then poured me a shot. he said five bucks. 

i sat to the inside right of the door on a bench and looked at everyone in the room. someone had make on their lower eyelid and wore a dentist jacket.

a guy wore baggy clothes. he illuminated the floor with a lighter. other people bent to the floor with him. the floor glowed . i saw something shiny. some of them exited then reentered the bar. the baggy clothes person seemed to have switched to shorts.

i saw two of the bartenders pause from their activities and stand next to each other, staring off in different directions. one of them snapped his glance and moved his mouth to say something short. the one with mutton chops and goatee walked around the bar and stood on a ladder to turn on the air conditioning. i stared into space for a while. some lights behind the bar became blurry and prominent when everything else went blurry. i stood up and put an empty can on the bar and walked to my apartment but went into the bodega and bought a beer first. 

fixe prixe

pictures: New york down state as king with crown, New york long island as penis

s.s.: U cannot end suffering...Double oh seven cool. I shouldn't complain because you'r going through something worse than I am. Looking in mirror hotel un conference talking into ear peice. Second floor hotel. How do you like France. My name means love. It matches my mission.

s.s.: group of women hike in the mountains as a bachelorette party. two women have slept with the same man. they are not friends on facebook. have known each other for years. man is a mutual friend. wedding is only reason they see each other

WEDDING PARTY POEM

[NAME RETRACTED] GOT MARR9ED

WENT TO BAR 

TOOK SHOTSS

SMOKED EEED PROBABLY 

GOT SLEEPLY

GIVEM THAT GRICTIANT SIDE HUNG

a movie and a bit of writing





how i ate what i ate today seems healthy despite the actual food being not healthy

it seems rare when i eat at evenly spaced times and not between. it seems to be a bit of luck that i might sleep more than 4 hours tonight.

besides periodic glasses of water

my day went as follows:

7am- i eat an everything bagel with cream cheese and drink a quart of orange banana and strawberry tropicana juice.

12pm- i eat a chicken cutlet with sauce and melted mozzarella on approximately 8 inches of long roll (chicken parm hero).

7pm- i eat a beef burger, cheese, caramelized onions, special sauce, lettuce, onion and ketchup on roll (manhattan diner burger) w/ fries, small pickle and drink an iced tea with a small amount of sugar.

the gift of the maggie

$2.75

yeah i can't really say anything about the price of this 'breakfast'

there's a glazed donut and 26 ounces of iced coffee

on a desk

something seems very wrong with this picture though

the cup was filled by a middle eastern person

not inside a certain coffee shop chain

"heaven-eyed creature sleeps in earth"

today around 1:45 i turned the corner at 14th and 9th and walked north

a woman had dropped her trader joe's grocery bag

she was helped in picking it up

her and three others carefully held out freshly lit cigarettes

it was raining

i passed them and watched two women saying goodbye outside a bakery

then a woman who worked in the bakery came out holding two receipts in one hand

she talked to one of the women and the other looked concerned, said a few things but left as she had intended to

some things from today (it's only 3:15) in the style of [brief notes]

tell me what are your roommate's names

[name] then [name]

listen, to save water you can shower together

and, listen, you can wear washcloths to protect

from diseases

you can hang a washcloth on your dick

and [name] can wear, tell him, wear a washcloth around his ass

here's what i do

first [name] takes a bath and then [name] gets out

and leaves the same water in the bath

then i take a bath and i leave the water in there for [name]

it saves water

we can use a wire brush on your ass

gunk, we clean you with gunk

it'll be a donkey party, everybody gets a piece of ass