the kid escapes to kentucky
where he gets two social security numbers
the first number is for the 'alias' ass-face slut hugger
the second number is for the 'alias' gentle salmon coaxing a bear
to cry a place in louisiana has a small town with it's own version
of the IRS a small depressed woman
takes a ginger root to the door of the faux-IRS office
which is in a building like something from a wild west town
and she wraps the ginger root in wet paper towels
she places the ginger root on the front step of the office
an faux-IRS bear wearing a suit and purple glasses
crushes the ginger root and walks out into the center of the dusty road
it's hard to finish this story because i feel like it will never be successful